Chapter 5.1
Chapter 5
“Have you ever had sex, Joo Ji-wan?”
“Yeah.”
I answered immediately with a composed expression.
“Bullshit. It’s all written all over your face that you’re lying.”
“Damn it.”
But I was caught.
Why? I thought my acting was perfect.
I awkwardly rubbed my face.
Jung Saein continued with a giggle.
“I actually prefer women over men. So I’ve only ever had sex with women.”
Should I say now that I prefer men over women?
But I haven’t even done it with a guy. Tsk.
“Then suddenly, I wonder, is what I’m doing really sex?”
“You spoiled brat.”
Some people say even just having chicken and beer is like sex.
This guy picks and chooses the women he wants, yet what’s he complaining about?
“We’re young now, so it’s fine. We can chase after today’s pleasures and spend the night. But what about in 10 years? Or 20 years from now?”
Since Jung Saein was starting some deep talk, I tuned out with one ear while picking up some snacks.
“What if when we’re old, our faces are all wrinkled, and our joints hurt so much we can’t even climb stairs?”
“Hmm. This house’s sauce is tasty.”
“What if our charm fades and our stamina is gone, and we can’t even have sex anymore? What then?”
“I should’ve asked for more fried bits.”
-Bang!-
Jung Saein slapped the table.
Beer splashed a bit.
“Sex between women only brings pleasure for that moment! There’s no future in it!”
“Ah. Right, right. The future, huh.”
“What’s the point of just hugging and comforting each other? We can’t bear anything!”
“Is that so? I find it quite interesting, though.”
“So, I thought maybe I should try meeting a guy.”
My chopsticks stopped in their tracks.
Hmm. Jung Saein is dating a guy, somehow that seems… Well, umm…
“But even though I thought like that, putting it into action is hard.”
“Really? I feel like you could do it with anyone if you just decided to.”
“You don’t understand my situation.”
I don’t know, of course. How could I understand the situation of a woman who attracts others just by breathing? I’m the one who makes women run away just by breathing.
“Anyway, show me your dick.”
“Damn it. Why does the conversation suddenly go there?”
There’s a limit to how out of the blue something can be. My penis isn’t some magical tool for relationship success.
“I’ve come to prefer women because of you. When we were young, you showed me your dick, and that’s why I’ve turned out this way.”
“……Because of me?”
That was a shocking revelation.
A small childhood experience can significantly affect someone’s future.
It wasn’t impossible that by showing my penis to young Jung Saein, I might have caused her to develop a dislike for men and a preference for women.
But to think I might have given her such trauma that she can’t even meet men… I’ve practically changed someone’s life.
“So, show me your dick.”
“That’s… well, if that’s the case, I can’t help it… no way! What does that have to do with this?!”
“What do you mean? You’re responsible because it’s your fault!”
“Are you saying you’ll use my penis to overcome your trauma? That’s too cruel for my poor penis!”
“What are you talking about? You’re trying to avoid responsibility as a man! Show me your penis!”
“Yes! Back then, I was underage, so I’m not guilty, no, I’m not even a suspect!”
Jung Saein clicked her tongue and stared at me intently.
I couldn’t back down, not with my penis on the line, so I stared back.
To use my penis as a tool for overcoming trauma, it felt too sorry for my penis which hasn’t even met a woman yet. This was a fight I couldn’t back down from.
Seeing that I had no intention of backing down, Jung Saein seemed to make up her mind and spoke up.
“Fine. Let’s do this. If you show me yours, I’ll show you mine.”
“What.”
It was a shocking proposal, almost making me accept it on the spot.
“……No. I won’t fall for that kind of trick!”
But when someone offers such an advantageous deal, you should be suspicious first.
I barely managed not to fall for Jung Saein’s trick.
“You’re planning not to show yours and run off after I show mine, right? It’s obvious.”
“Tch. So, you’re going to be stubborn to the end?”
With the negotiation not going well, Jung Saein crossed her arms and fell into thought.
Her crossed arms drew my eyes to her chest.
“Then how about this? I’ll show mine first, and then you show yours. Deal?”
“Wh-wh-what?!”
What’s this? What’s the hidden intention here?
What does Jung Saein want from me? Why is she doing this?
“Ah, no way! I won’t be fooled!”
A man should suspect scam or pyramid schemes when a very pretty woman asks for his number.
As long as I had a shred of reason left, I resisted to the end.
“Hmph.”
Splash.
Jung Saein lifted her top.
A short crop top, and the bra underneath.
I stared at her with my mouth open.
Even over her clothes, her figure was eye-catching, and now its true form was revealed. The sight of her breasts bouncing as they emerged into the world was worthy of being designated a UNESCO World Heritage site.
She’s beautiful.
